well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
where am i from again
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
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