Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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