she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
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