Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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