Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
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