So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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