It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
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