I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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