I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
3pm strippers are depressing
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
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