Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
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