OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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