Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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