brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
Randomize
