I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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