How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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