Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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