Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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