Just mADE A PArabola og urine
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
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