Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
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