what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
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