Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I believe in your delicious
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Randomize
