i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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