3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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