Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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