Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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