I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
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