What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
Enjoy the penises
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
