wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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