her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.
The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
