Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
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