Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
You need a sexual gate keeper
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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