In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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