I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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