My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
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