i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
Alive.
So much puke
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
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