He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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