Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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