Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
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