I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
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We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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