you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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