Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
i think i just naturally attract stoners
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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