We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
The cop took you back from the hospital and the lady at the front desk said "how are you doing cal?" You said "how do you know my name?" she responded "you're the only person i've ever seen that can throw up in your back pocket." Skills dude.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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