Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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