I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
We had sex on a dog bed..
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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