have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
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