Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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