Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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