She said her name was "party"
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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