Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement 😭😂
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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