Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
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