Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
North Korea, Best Korea!
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Floor bacon is actually really good
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
