found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
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