so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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